In this 'Weekly' Sub-Branch, Weekly, every Sunday, I will be posting classic short funny stories that will surely make you smile; they include many various humors.

Sundown Story

Old Man Sunrise

story by Rav Maniti

Week #1

Either Beautiful or Foolish

story by Rav Maniti

Week #2

Thy Imagination vs Yourself

story by Rav Maniti

Week #3

There was a man with a strong imagination—so strong that he could imagine anything and everything he wanted. His mind was capable of creating worlds in detail. He could even live in his own house blindfolded, relying on the imagination he has on his mind. He claimed that if he knew every detail of something, he could recreate it perfectly in his imagination. Then, one fateful day, while he was asleep in his room, his house caught fire. He tried to imagine his way out, but to his surprise, he couldn't. He couldn’t picture his house burning. Panic set in. He closed his eyes and relied on his imagination, but fear held him back—what if he got caught in the flames? He lost hope and just sat in his room. Fortunately, the firefighters arrived in time and rescued him. As he stood outside, watching his burning house, he couldn't stop wondering why he wasn't able to imagine his way out. One of the firefighters looked at him and said, "You didn’t trust yourself—you relied solely on your imagination.”

Not Perfectly Started

story by Rav Maniti

Week #4

There was this boy who dreamed of being a writer. He really wants to be the best writer. While he is sitting on his favorite bench in the park. He is wondering how he will start writing his first book; he is looking for inspiration while he is in the park. Many days have passed and he hasn't written any sentences or paragraphs for his book. Then, one fateful day, an old man sat with him and asked the boy what he was wondering about. The boy answered, "I am thinking, how will I start writing my first book?" Then the old man replied, Are you trying to create the most perfect book? And the boy replied exactly. The old man also said exactly, then he left.

Meant for Something Better

story by Rav Maniti

Week #5

Not long ago, there was a girl; she always failed. Yet she never gave up. She may get down, yet she always gets up and never gives up. She really loves what she’s doing. And to this day she hasn't achieved anything yet. And until she died, she didn’t figure out that her craft was never meant for her. She was meant for something better.

The Wall

story by Rav Maniti

Week #6

There was a lost traveler, stuck in the desert for many years, and he still doesn’t understand where he came from. Yet he still doesn't know where to go. Walking through the desert, all alone. He has nobody but himself. Then one day, he saw something from afar; it’s something like a barrier from far away. So he ran toward it and wanted to know what it was. It is a big wall, very tall, very thick, and very wide. It is something he hasn't seen before; he wonders what it is. So he followed the wall and changed the path of his life.

Just DO

story by Rav Maniti

Week #7

There was a lazy boy in a poor family. While he’s sleeping, a man knocks on their house, and the lazy boy, surprisingly, gets up and opens the door and asks the man who he was. Then the man just said to the boy that whatever he wants to do, he just needs to DO it. He added, What I'm saying to you right now is just a reminder to let you know that all you need to do is DO, and then he walked away. Then the boy asks again, who is he? I am what you needed, the man replied. Then the boy closed the door and continued his sleep.

The Speech

story by Rav Maniti

Week #8

There was this wise man who was invited to a graduation ceremony to give an inspirational speech. He starts the speech with the question, Who among them knows him? Please raise your hand. He’s famous; that is why all in the building raised their hands. Okay, put it down, he said. His next question is, what do you want to know from me? The mic is yours, then, he said as he sat down. No one got up to the stage and asked him. So after exactly 1 minute, he stood up and said, Thank you, and then he left. As he leaves, the teachers tell the students to clap, and they all clap.

Your Purpose

story by Rav Maniti

Week #9

An old man bet on a smart kid with an IQ of 150 that he cannot answer his question. The old man asked, ‘What is your purpose in this life that we are living right now? The kid answers, ‘I don’t understand your question.’ The old man asked again, 'What is your purpose?' The kid answers, maybe to be more intelligent than the others.’ The old man said, Wrong, then he walked away, and the kid said to him, You walk away because I'm smarter than you. Then the old man answers, Yes, you have more knowledge than me, yet I have much more wisdom than you, and I have found my own purpose. If you carry this kind of mindset, you’ll die without ever knowing who you are.

A Warm Hug

story by Rav Maniti

Week #10

A man stood in front of a wishing fountain, holding a coin in his palm. As he threw it into the water, he whispered, “I wish for just a warm hug—one that could shatter the winter in my heart.” He walked away slowly, heading back to his seat in the coffee shop. On the way, a little girl suddenly wrapped her arms around his leg. Surprised, he looked down and realized it was his daughter. Then, his wife stepped forward and hugged him too. In that moment, the burden he had carried for so long melted away. Before they left, he made one last wish, a wish that the warmth of their hugs would never fade away.

Sunset

story by Rav Maniti

Week #11

There’s a boy who always watches the sunset on his house roof, not to stare at the sun but to stare at a girl. Then, there’s a girl who also watches the sunset, she climbed to a tree in their backyard just to see not the sunset but the boy from afar. One sunset, he wanted to see her, so went to his car and drove to her silhouette. But the girl noticed that the boy was gone, so she climbed down and went for a walk to the park. Then the boy also noticed that the girl was gone, he didn't know where to go anymore. So, he parked his car and sat down on the bench to rest. They, together, watch the sunset sitting next to each other, side by side. It’s evening and they parted ways, without knowing each other.

Repost

story by Rav Maniti

Week #12

After the graduation, he went to his messy room, sat in his chair and started his computer. Then, opens chrome and searches his crush’s username on tiktok. Then, he's looking at his crush’s repost, longing for what could have been done. After stalking her repost, he grabbed his blue pencil and yellow pad paper. Then, he stared at her repost and then daydreamed while staring at the ceiling. He started writing his short story titled ‘Repost.’ After many many drafts, he’s finally finished. He was still resisting yet he still posted it on his TikTok account. Hoping that it will reach her.

Waste

story by Rav Maniti

Week #13

During his summer vacation, he found himself so lonely in his house. The only thing that is working is the clock. Time is passing and he is just sleeping all day. He only wants to stare at the ceiling and imagine things. Everyday and every night, that’s what he does. Until one day, he died. That’s the story, and it was a waste of time. So, don’t waste—more.

Your Creation Day

story by Rav Maniti

Week #14

In the very beginning, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit created the whole universe. And on the 6th day, God created a man from His own image and likeness. Then, He said, a man shall not live alone, He created a woman. They, the man and the woman shall rule over all His creation. There are only men and women that truly live in this world. No more. no less. And in the end, God alone—is the only truth, way, and life. We have the will to do anything we want in our life. And, we also must have the will to fight Satan.

Killings in the Mental Hospital

story by Rav Maniti

Week #15

In a mental hospital, a patient exited his room, he pulled out his gun and killed the nurses in the lobby. And goes to each and every room the hospital has and kills every person there is. Then, the police arrived and surrounded the place. No exit but the entrance door only. So, he also killed all the police. Then after the killing, he was free, he exited the hospital, and ran away. But, the hospital is being rebuilt every single day. And every time he sleeps for the night, he is being caught and brought back to hospital. And still, every morning he also does the same killing in the mental hospital. The mind’s defense mechanism is truly fucking frustrating. Yet, he surpasses, where others will just stay in their room, procrastinating and being comfortable, not knowing they have the gun.

the Works and the Greats

story by Rav Maniti

Week #16

In ancient times, there was a boy philosopher named Latos. At the age of 15 he is very knowledgeable, yet not wise to take action. He does think a lot, even creating his own philosophy. What he lacked was self-discipline. So, he stopped his laziness. He started working, he goes to public places and teaches his works. Then he thought, how will he be great if his greats are only in his head. So, he also teaches his greats, and people love them. They don’t even care about his works now. And until he died, his greats are still passed through generations. His works are just common beliefs, all he does is emphasizing them. And his greats are his original ideas, the ones he created.

Express

story by Rav Maniti

Week #17

He was wondering if his crush would like him. So, he tries to get her attention by writing her a song. But first, he needs to learn how to write a song. Using his father’s guitar he learned simple chords. And he created his own chords and the melody was quite inspired by his favorite love song. Then, he started writing the lyrics, so he talked to her. To know what she likes and who she is. After a few drafts, he is done. The wrong move, or did not do, is to learn how to sing it to her. So, the school has ended, without him singing it to her. But he found a way to still say his feelings to her. He just wrote a poem and a short letter. And gave it to her on graduation day.